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Terms & Conditions

Welcome to CloneAWilly.co.uk! We trust that we will be able to fulfil your order and handle your business in a satisfactory and timely manner.

This Site is owned and operated by:

Square Mile Publications
(trading as CloneAWilly.co.uk) (“We”, “Us”). If you would like to contact us about anything contained on the Site then please contact us by email at:

service@cloneawilly.co.uk

These Terms and Conditions (along with our Conditions of Sale) govern the contents and use of the website CloneAWilly.co.uk (the “Site) and set out the terms and conditions on which We supply the products available on the Site (the “Products”). Please read these Terms and Conditions of Sale carefully before using the Site and before ordering any Products via the Site. By using the Site and/or ordering any of the Products you signify that you have read, understand and agree to be bound by these General Terms and Conditions and “Conditions of Sale”

These Terms and Conditions and Conditions of Sale shall apply to all sales of the Products by Us via the Site and shall supersede any other terms or conditions contained or referred to elsewhere or implied by trade, custom, practice or course of dealing unless specifically agreed to in writing by Us.

Accessing and using the Site

You may not use the Site in any improper or unlawful manner or in breach of any legislation or licence that applied to you. You agree to comply with all reasonable instructions that we may give you from time to time regarding use of the Site.

Property rights and rights of use

All intellectual property rights (meaning patents, registered and unregistered trade marks and service marks, domain names, registered designs and design rights, copyright, database rights and moral rights and rights in computer programs) in and to the Site and all content and materials contained in the Site (“Site Content”) are owned by and shall remain owned by Us or Our licensors. Site Content may only be used for your personal, non-commercial purposes and shall not be reproduced, modified, copied, altered, distributed, framed, republished, displayed, transmitted or sold in any form of by any means in whole or in part. You may not remove any copyright or other proprietary notices contained in any Site Content.

Site access

While we endeavour to ensure that the Site is normally available 24 hours a day, we shall not be liable if for any reason the Site is unavailable at any time or for any period. Access to the Site may be suspended temporarily and without notice in the case of system failure, maintenance or repair or for reasons beyond our control

Disclaimers

While we endeavour to ensure that the Site Content is correct, we do not warrant the accuracy and completeness of the Site Content. Commentary and information is not intended to amount to advice and you should not rely on it without seeking independent advice for your circumstances. We may make changes to the Site Content, or to any products, prices or fees described in it, at any time without notice. The Site Content may be out of date, and we make no commitment to update such material.

We will exercise all reasonable skill and care in providing the Site. Some Site Content is provided by third parties and we do not guarantee or accept any responsibility for the accuracy, completeness, currency or reliability of any such Site Content.

Therefore, except as expressly provided in these Terms and Conditions, the Site and all Site Content provided through it are provided on an “as is” basis without representation or warranty of any kind, either express or implied (whether by common law, custom, statute or otherwise). To the fullest extent permissible pursuant to applicable law, we disclaim all other conditions, representations, statements and warranties (including, but not limited to, any implied warranty of the fitness for a particular purpose of the Site or Site Content or that your use of the Site or Site Content will not infringe the rights of any third party).

We do not warrant that the Site, any Site Content and any function of the Site will be uninterrupted or error-free, that defects will be corrected, or that the Site or the server that makes it available are free of viruses or other harmful components. We do not warrant or make any representations that the Site and the Site Content will meet your requirements nor do we make any warranty or representations regarding the use or the results of the use of any Site Content in terms of their completeness, accuracy, currency, reliability, or otherwise. We will not be held responsible for the security of the Site or for any disruption of the Site however caused, loss of or corruption of any material in transit, or loss of or corruption of material or data when downloaded onto any computer system.

Liability

We warrant to you that any Product purchased from us via the Site is of satisfactory quality and reasonably fit for the purposes for which products of the same kind are commonly supplied. To the fullest extent permissible pursuant to applicable law, we disclaim all other conditions, representations, statements and warranties, either express or implied (whether by common law, custom, statute or otherwise).

Our liability for losses you suffer as a result of us breaching this Contract is strictly limited to the purchase price of the Product you purchased.

Nothing in these Terms and Conditions shall exclude or limit our liability for:

• death or personal injury caused by our negligence; or
• any loss suffered by you as a result of your reliance on any fraudulent misrepresentation made by us to you; or
• any liability which cannot be excluded or limited under applicable law.

You expressly agree that your use of and browsing of the Site and the use of Site Content are at your own risk
Subject to the above, you agree that we shall not be liable for: (a) any direct loss, claim or damage; (b) any indirect loss, claim or damage, or any punitive, special, incidental or consequential damages of any kind that are not directly associated with the incident that caused your claim; or © any loss of profit or loss of savings or loss or corruption of data (in each case whether direct or indirect), in each case whether based in contract, tort (including negligence), strict liability, or otherwise, which arises out of or is in any way connected with (i) any use of this Site or the Site Content; (ii) these Terms and Conditions (iii) the Products (iv) any failure or delay in the use of any component of the Site, the Site Content or any service including, without limitation, any unavailability of the Site, the Site Content or the services irrespective of the duration of any period of unavailability; (v) any use of or reliance upon any Site Content or any other information, material, software, products, services and related graphics obtained through the Site, in all cases even if we have been forewarned of the possibility of such loss or damage;

Laws applicable in your country of residence may not allow the limitation or exclusion of liability or incidental or consequential damages, so the above limitation or exclusion may not apply to you.

Due to the inherent risks of using the internet, we cannot be liable for any damage to, or viruses that may infect your computer equipment or any other property when using or browsing the Site. The downloading or other acquisition of any Site Content through the Site is done at your own discretion and risk and with your agreement that you will be solely responsible for any damage to your computer system or loss of data that results from the downloading or acquisition of any such Site Content.

Indemnity

You agree to indemnify, keep indemnified, defend and hold Us and Our parent companies, subsidiaries, affiliates and each of our respective officers, directors, employees, owners, agents, contractors, partners, information providers and licensors harmless from and against any and all claims, damages, liability, demands, losses, costs and expenses (including legal fees) (whether or not foreseeable or avoidable) incurred or suffered by any of such parties and any claims or legal proceedings which are brought or threatened arising out of or in connection with your use of the Site, the Site Content or the services provided through the Site, your conduct in connection with the Site or services provided or with other users of the Site, any purchases, transactions, dealings or arrangements with any third party via the Site or on a third party site, or any violation of these General Terms of Use or of any law or the rights of any third party.

Termination

We may remove the Site or cease the provision of any of the services available through the Site at any time in our sole discretion for any reason whatsoever.

We may terminate your access to the Site for any reason in our sole discretion at any time with or without notice.

Data Protection and Privacy

We will only use any personal information that we may collect about you in accordance with our Privacy Policy. This policy forms an essential part of these Terms and Conditions and it is important that you read it. By accepting these Terms and Conditions you also accept and consent to our Privacy Policy.

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