“Clone-A-Pussy”
You may remember the coverage we gave to the quite remarkable Clone-A-Willy toy that emerged (in ETO office) last year. Well, these days you can’t move around the ETO office without perfect replicas of Dale’s genitalia flapping around (not to mention the real thing), so we’re delighted that Empire Labs has sought to right the gender imbalance of its previous works. It works in a simple enough way – the user simply creates a mould based on the outer regions of the female parts, which can then be used to construct a rubbery replica. What you do with that is your own business.
“This Is Opportunity Knocking”
If you haven’t already seen this month’s Marketplace pages, our Product of the Month in this issue is Empire Labs’ Clone-A-Willy Kit. It allows customers to mould a life-size, fully accurate copy of the penis of their choice, and it even comes with a vibration function to put some spring into the finished product’s step.
